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RANT #2 - January 1, 2003
Since the advent of the W the American public has lost trillions of dollars on the various markets. That money talks. The man applying for work at the fast food parlour might have been president of his own company. That money talks. The opium crop in Afghanistan has tripled. That money talks. The W has taken away our freedoms so that freedom can be free. That statement would make sense to the W. Got any pills? Take 'em if ya got 'em. Amen.
RANT #1 - December 8, 2002
"TOMMY PERCY'S GUNPOWDER ESCAPADE"
In 1604, Thomas did acquire a cellar in the Parliament of England. His friends placed therein 36 barrels of gunpowder along with "billets of wood and pieces of iron." The room had been turned into a giant fragmentation grenade designed to annihilate all of the Members of Parliament and King James I. Mr. Percy was of The Percys, Dukes of Northumberland, ancestors of the W.